Saturday, 3 April 2010

The things keeping me awake

- Reading over my Bioshock post, I found it wasn't that funny.  So, April Fools, I guess.

- If Jesus knew he'd rise from the dead, why didn't he have better miracles.  Walking on water is all good, but if you really want to screw with people you'd cut your own head off.

- What's the deal with easter eggs?  Eggs don't represent new life, they represent breakfast.  Or horny chickens. 

- Did people know what zombies were, or had they not encountered one before?  I guess they would have left out the part where Judas calls Jesus a 'frigging zombie' out of the Bible.

- They made Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.  The next and most logical step is The New Testament and zombies.  Or is somebody working on that?  Would it be a faux pas to ask a priest about it?